i'm waving not drowning

Fri, 17 Oct 2008 00:39:14 GMT

So um, remember how I'd always rant about how sleazy, corrupt, heartless, etc. Jeff Frederick was?

Yeah, I don't know how much more proof you need. It's Time fucking magazine.
http://www.time.com/time/politics/article/0,8599,1849422,00.html

I rest my case.

Also, I told you so.

Sun, 14 Sep 2008 05:18:08 GMT

Fri, 06 Jun 2008 16:24:31 GMT

Rarely, do I find it necessary to post a public entry, but when I do, it's because I mean business.

I even type in caps and use proper punctuation.

I regret many things, but the fact that I hadn't stumbled over this blog until now is my biggest.

I give you...THE BEST BLOG EVER:
http://jasonwoliner.tumblr.com/

If you could hear me, I'd be saying "enjoy" in my best raspy voice and slowly taking my sunglasses off.

Hears to you Horatio.

Sat, 24 May 2008 13:57:23 GMT

I'm want to post this publicly. Keith Olbermann sums it all up.

Tue, 08 Jan 2008 05:50:03 GMT

matt and i were watching lingo today on the game show network because frankly, there's nothing else on tv worth watching anymore.
HOWEVER i realized that this show could quite possibly be one of the greatest creations ever.

these contestants are actually serious on a show where the catchphrase is "go ahead and grab yourself some balls"
genius.

so we're watching and a 5 letter mystery word comes on screen.
V A _ _ _
it was during the bonus round, so the dudes were trying to rack up as much points as possible, but they couldn't get this one. so they asked for a bonus letter. this is what came up:

V A G _ _

i can't make this shit up people.
one dude stared blankly while the other just got nervous and shrieked for another letter.

V A G U _

we know the word is obviously VAGUE, but these dudes just CAN'T GET IT!
they literally spent the rest of their 3 minutes or however long they get guessing the word V A G U N...which i'm not sure is even a word.

FANTASTIC TV!

so i leave you now with a clip from youtube. when i searched lingo only a few things came up, which is totally shocking because every episode is full of excitement and anguish.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=acYdWxrRLz4

the only good thing in there starts around 1:20
and it's worth it.

i honestly have no idea why i took the time to write this.

VAG.

the strike needs to end so i can enjoy sitting on my ass again.

ps. i was browsing imdb (because i do that) and i found this:
http://imdb.com/title/tt1045778/

hm? awesome?

Sun, 04 Jul 2004 01:13:58 GMT